Bad hair Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad hair Bad haircuts Cyberspace Free speech Haircuts Internet
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you're having a bad hair day, just wear a low cut shirt. No one will notice your hair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings .… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“On a second note, though, I have something to say about pain. There are lots of kinds of pain. Pain of smashing your fingers… — Alysha Speer Copy Share Image
I really think that to a lot of people hair is everything. Bad hair takes over everything, it really does. I think if somebody… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
“If you ask why I’m not interested in someone, I might say their nose is too big, or they don’t know how to dress,… — Caren Lissner Copy Share Image
Let me say it up front: I don't like bad hair or capes. I'm not into witches, warlocks or elves. I would never try… — Gavin Esler Copy Share Image
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just regular. Sometimes you wake up, and your breath stinks like everybody else, and you had a bad hair day. — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
[People say]'You're always happy' and I'm, like, sometimes I have a huge zit on my face. But if you smile, people won't notice that.… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Working with Steve Carell because he's such a dick. Can I say that? No, I'm totally kidding. The great challenge working on this show… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
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