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Computers Quote by Dave Barry

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“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”

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Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause

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If you stood me in a costume next to a computer graphic of the same-looking character, I think there would be a difference. And…

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The corporate state is an immensely powerful machine, ordered, legalistic, rational, yet utterly out of human control, wholly and perfectly indifferent to any human…

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The display is the computer.

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The popular mind often pictures gigantic flying machines speeding across the Atlantic carrying innumerable passengers in a way analogous to our modern steam ships.…

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