Benefits Quote by Dave Barry

As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I'd love to be making…

— Jon Stewart

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit.…

— George Lopez

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be…

— Drew Carey

I'm not as serious of a person as people make me out to be. Most people would think that I would be less successful…

— T.I

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

— Steve Wozniak

People would say, "Oh, you say you just do jokes." I don't just do jokes. I do jokes. Jokes are important. They saved my…

— Stephen Colbert

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really…

— Jon Stewart

When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups and Downs…

— Napoleon Hill

Our country's social revolution lends itself to jokes and I use them.

— Nipsey Russell

I always worry what I would have done if I hadn't found comedy. I think what would I have ended up doing? I've worked…

— Roisin Conaty

All my life I made a living out of hurting people. Now, I make a living out of making people laugh.

— Jake LaMotta

Jokes are one of the things that bind the culture. If you can't have jokes about everybody in society and if one group is…

— Mark Steyn