Humor Quote by Daryl Gregory

“It was silliness. Nonsense. But the resounding laughter, the ridiculous stories and imitations of famous streamers, and the weight of Jesse’s arm around my…

— Megan Erickson

“Really, was there anything more amusing than watching a man in an immaculate designer suit flailing his arms like a baby bird, trying to…

— J.S. Scott

“Hooting and hollering, the crowd reliably responded as if that were the height of humor, while Herman slapped me on the back and nearly…

— Ivan Doig

“Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious. Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it made him angry. He grabbed a passing…

— Douglas Adams

“Your father was no longer a young man. he was already in his fifties.' Fifty-six,' Eddie said blankly. Fifty-six,' the old woman repeated. 'His…

— Mitch Albom

“He was always so happy when he returned that I wondered why he did it, why he tortured himself by watching a bruised world…

— Chris Struyk-Bonn

“I loved Eddie. You know that, Stan. He'll be enshrined in my heart until I draw my last breath. But he can't be enshrined…

— Sandra Brown

“I had a tendency to forget how handsome he was when I was plotting how to peel his skin from the network of muscles…

— Jocelynn Drake

“My dad mumbled something unintelligible. "Woo!" Emmett suddenly boomed in his deep bass. "Go Gators!" Jacob and Charlie jumped. The rest of us froze.…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Did you just smack me in the face with a fish?” “I did.” “Why did you just smack me in the face with a…

— Scott Sigler

“They tore out my heart, put it on display, and the whole world looked upon it and laughed.”

— Renee Travis

“I was thinking we could get a picture of you holding a pitchfork or something. Maybe a big wooden cross? Sound good?"(Brian) She stared…

— Stacia Kane