Funny Quote by Dani Alexander Download Open image ““Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil”” — Dani Alexander ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny M-m Mystery Ofy Romance
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“Gay sex just doesn't do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but just didn't dig it.” — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
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“Clean," Peter said. "Can I get a water bottle or something to clean his hands?" I scanned the crowd. He drew my attention back… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Most people showed gratitude or happiness in a smile or a bouquet of flowers-Peter sucked cock. Not a whole lot of debate on which… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have a footwear fetish than a sudden attraction to penises? Yeah, that sounded about right.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Yeah well, I keep trying to explain to my dick that you're a lying, manipulative whore, but it has selective hearing and chooses to… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“"Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to be. "You."… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
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“Ask me for money, Peter.” I grabbed his wrists and pushed him against the wall. He looked everywhere but at me, no attempt to… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I smiled at Peter with teeth clenched so tight, plaque could crumble off.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
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