Funny Quote by Dani Alexander Download Open image ““Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero”” — Dani Alexander ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny M-m Mystery Ofy Romance
“Having a relationship and not even a sexual one is so straight, it's practically perverted.” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“Nobody wanted to be sexless, but nobody wanted to be nothing but sex” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I want to know, just once, what real sex is before what I do makes me indifferent to what sex can be.” — Marata Eros Copy Share Image
“His lips twitched, but he didn’t say no. I took that as ‘Oh, you sexy devil, Austin, I want to do you right here,… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I was avoiding the computer because of the gay porn, avoiding Angelica because I was guilty of wanting to watch gay porn, and avoiding… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Clean," Peter said. "Can I get a water bottle or something to clean his hands?" I scanned the crowd. He drew my attention back… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Most people showed gratitude or happiness in a smile or a bouquet of flowers-Peter sucked cock. Not a whole lot of debate on which… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have a footwear fetish than a sudden attraction to penises? Yeah, that sounded about right.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Yeah well, I keep trying to explain to my dick that you're a lying, manipulative whore, but it has selective hearing and chooses to… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“"Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to be. "You."… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“You know what I find ironic? My homophobic mother offers you her cabbage rolls as a truce and you respond by asking her if… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Ask me for money, Peter.” I grabbed his wrists and pushed him against the wall. He looked everywhere but at me, no attempt to… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I smiled at Peter with teeth clenched so tight, plaque could crumble off.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
