Guy Quote by Dane Cook

“will, when he gets here. But, boy!—I’d work for him as a cinder sweeper. He’d blast through this valley like a rocket. He’d triple…

— Ayn Rand

“You killed my pappy," said the youth, "and my pappy's pappy. And his pappy's pappy. And my brothers Jethro, Hank, Hoss, Red, Peregrine, Marsh,…

— Jasper Fforde

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

— Demetri Martin

He'll take your house down, off of them pillars and take your mom to sizzler. And feed her chicken liver, that's cold blooded love.…

— Yelawolf

“Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts…

— Saira Viola

“restaurant, nicknamed "The Municipal Crib" for the number of city officials who dallied there. Margaritte and the owner of Marchand's, Pierre, had contacted Fremont…

— James Dalessandro

“What’s his name?” “Jimmy Rat.” “For real?” “That’s what he goes by.” “Where would I find Mr. Rat?”

— Lee Child

“Manchee comes outta the bushes and sits down next to me cuz I’ve stopped right there in the middle of a trail. He looks…

— Patrick Ness

“Tomorrow would be a new day filled with uncertainty and very possibly danger, but right now all was right with my world. “Come on,…

— Robyn Peterman

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would…

— Anne Sexton

“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help you…

— Laurie Foxx

“Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don’t know him.”

— Breehn Burns