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It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

— Noel Fielding

“Sneetches" was what we called the in-crowd at school, the haves as opposed to the have-nots. We named them from a Dr. Suess story…

— Gwen Hayes

He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze.

— Keith Preston

“We were inclined to believe that the nose was not for the snuff box but the snuff box for the nose.”

— Witold Gombrowicz

his snores sounded like ducks mating.

— George R. R. Martin

“news?” “What news?” “I have my own name. From now, I am Slug!”, the tortoise boasted with joy. “And when I become a grown-up,…

— Alexei Lukshin

A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.

— Edgar Allan Poe

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

— Roald Dahl

So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens…

— Mark Forsyth

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

— Cass Canfield

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon…

— Jarod Kintz

How come we call walkie talkies walkie talkies, but we don't call vacuums pushie suckies? Just sayin...

— Sarah Moores