Dog Quote by Dana Gould

Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?'

— Anonymous

If you would wish the dog to follow you, feed him

— Henry George Bohn

A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Explaining "why" to a dog is pretty useless. You have to engage their instincts in order to change their behavior.

— Cesar Millan

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from…

— David Rosenfelt

I want to remind people with dogs that they are your responsibility.

— Yu Darvish

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.

— Anonymous

“A dog always knows where it can find food to eat, so it’ll come running look- ing for a fool to feed it. Honey,…

— D.E. Eliot

My dog growls at strangers because I can't.

— Anonymous

Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog…

— Dave Barry

My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart.

— Anonymous