Humor Quote by Dale McGowan Download Open image ““I should’ve been a nun, he says, half aloud, as his feet leave the ledge.”” — Dale McGowan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“What?" He was frowning now. "No bathing suit? Are you sure you're not a nun?" "Some nuns swim.” — April Lindner Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?" asked Finisterre. "Annoyed," I said, giving him my hand so he could heave me to my feet. "Yes, I should imagine… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“(Finn) “You’re sure you’re not a sister?” he tossed back at her, his voice little more than a growl on the night air. She… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“We were locked down tighter than a nun’s thighs, and that’s just how I liked it.” — Matthew Mather Copy Share Image
“He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“As far as she could see, the nuns must be full of impure thoughts or else they wouldn’t be so sure everyone else had… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Believe it or not, I have this recurring dream about church and a nun.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“He stepped away from me to talk, and I leaned heavily against the wall beside his door. Clearly, I was not meant to have… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“Don't look at me like that. This is a book about a sex scandal: did you really expect me to be a nun and/or… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“She told me not to even try. Said you were... as frigid as a nun and as cold as ice.” That one actually stung.” — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“God, I want you,’ he breathed, and Bernadette’s throat closed, trapping her breath, while every last ounce of strength drained out of her and… — Lynn Turner Copy Share Image
“I feel too much respect for the idea of respect to grant it automatically to all ideas.” — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“That churchgoers do the lion's share of the charitable work in our communities is simply untrue. They get credit for it because they do… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“What is of the utmost importance is exposing children to critical thinking as opposed to mindless indoctrination.” — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“I eventually learned to correct behaviors by having my children recognize and name the problem themselves. Replace “Don’t pull the dog’s ears” with “Why… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“Spread your arms out to your sides, like a plane. Your wingspan is a timeline. Your left fingertip represents the time of the first… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“Along with the usual secular values (such as appropriate tolerance/intolerance, morality, critical thinking, appreciation for reason and science), don’t forget to impart social graces,… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“evangelism of children nonetheless seeks to cut off the process of independent thought before it begins. It’s this aspect of religious indoctrination that is… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“A decision has been called for. The Nodders sit paralyzed. The Men crouch in their various holes. Tradition and Revolution, having spoken, perch high… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“Spirituality is about being awake. It’s the attempt to transcend the mundane, sleepwalking experience of life we all fall into, to tap into the… — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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