Humor Quote by D. V. Pyle

“...he tried to collar Fred, and over-balanced himself as Fred wrenched himself away, and fell over the edge of the platform; not far; not…

— Elizabeth Gaskell North and South

“Everyone believed that to be caught out in a shameful moment when neck muscles relax and the head snaps forward might damage career prospects.…

— Ian McEwan

“Los pajaros pioneered the 'necktie cut', whereby the tongue was pulled through the victim's slit throat, and 'the florist's cut', by which the victim's…

— Tom Feiling

For every bad there might be a worse; and when one breaks his leg let him be thankful it was not his neck.

— Joseph Hall

“And there was nothing quite like the surprise attack of a snarling black bear, even one missing all forty-two teeth, to urge someone back…

— Cole Alpaugh

“He had heard that people who had the toes chopped off one foot could not stand up, but fell over constantly until they learned…

— Ken Follett

“Imagine a man between thirty-eight and forty, tall, slim, and pale. His clothes, except for their style, looked as if they'd escaped from the…

— Machado de Assis

“Hard to think about chasing after someone when your own femur was sticking up out of your skin like a lollipop gushing blood”

— Jennifer Estep

“Graham and the undertaker's assistants strapped the body to a wide board with a rope that crossed under his right shoulder and again over…

— Ron Hansen

“He (Lafcadio) was sitting all alone in a compartment of the train which was carrying him away from Rome, & contemplating–not without satisfaction–his hands…

— Andre Gide

“If we let this fellow stay in that position much longer, rigor mortis will harden him like a pretzel and they’ll have to press…

— Joseph J. Millard

“It had, however, been declared by his own physician to be a case of natural causes. Bentzen had gone to see the man and…

— Terry Pratchett