Believe Quote by Craig Ferguson

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

— Elvis Costello

Twitter is really - I got very addicted to it just because it's so simple, and it's like a video game for comedy writers…

— Paula Pell

You're at the top of your game if you do comedy.

— Hector Elizondo

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use…

— Denis Norden

That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up…

— Eugene Chadbourne

I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job,…

— Val Guest

I've been a musician and a songwriter for years, since I was a teenager, and made my living doing that on and off for…

— Rachel Parris

I believe that anything in this world is fair game for a creative exercise.

— Peter Berg

Conservatives and companies condoned Rush Limbaugh's politics of personal destruction when it came to smearing elected officials. 'Fair game,' they said, even when crass…

— Christine Pelosi

If someone tells you something is off the record, I don't print it. If they don't tell me something is off the record, then…

— Michael Hastings

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

— Jack Nicklaus