Excuse Quote by Craig Ferguson

For about 30 years, Halloween was taken over by pranksters. By the '30s, pranks were causing cities millions of dollars of damage. They considered…

— Lisa Morton

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

Little brats yellin 'Trick or Treat' all through my screen door, When y'all should be at home sleep, Instead of at my front porch…

— Kam

I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it's the one time of year where adults can be kids.

— Craig McDonald

Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not.

— Anonymous

Halloween is the only day of the year that girls use as an excuse to explain why they're dressed like a whore.

— Sabrina Beaubian

A lot of adults are very into Halloween.

— Suzanne Smith

Happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day.

— Anonymous

Halloween simply has a special feel about it. School is back, everyone is settled into their routines following summer, and there is pumpkin spice…

— Natalya Neidhart

Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other…

— Sean Hannity

Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.

— Anonymous

This year Halloween fell on a weekend Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin' Robbin' little kids for bags...

— Bushwick Bill