April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
“I felt as though I were in the presence of one of God's more complicated pranks.” — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I just love pranks, man. They're great. I don't understand why people don't do 'em more often. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Especially working with Adam Brody, he's just so funny in every day life. Working with him is a lot of fun. We… — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can't imagine a live-action film where he's Principal Coulson and dealing with some of… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love… — Chrisette Michele Copy Share Image
You know, Roland and I were just talking about how we don't have any pyromaniac friends. And everyone knows you need a… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
I used to do pranks in college. I'd fill a trash can with water, lean it on my friends' doors, knock on… — Patrick Chung Copy Share Image
Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't… — Jory John Copy Share Image
Blest be that spot, where cheerful guests retire To pause from toil, and trim their evening fire; Blest that abode, where want… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“I had authority issues. In my defense, my math teacher had it coming. She’d made me write one hundred on the black… — Kate Evangelista Copy Share Image
Ghosts Take shape under moonlight, materialize in dreams. Shadows. Silhouettes of what is no more. But ghosts don't bother me. The day… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
The mob is man voluntarily descending to the nature of the beast. Its fit hour of activity is night. Its actions are… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
When it's all over I won't miss the bruises he gave me to impress girls, or the occasional scar which will give… — Skandar Keynes Copy Share Image
For about 30 years, Halloween was taken over by pranksters. By the '30s, pranks were causing cities millions of dollars of damage.… — Lisa Morton Copy Share Image
My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Of course our school life was not free from pranks. The property of the townspeople was moved to strange places in the… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them.… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
“when he found her, upstairs in the hall outside her bedchamber, her hair had gone white. As, it seemed, had the rest… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
![“Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't believe the frilly shirt that I'm in, and Mac's wearing a sailor suit and playing a toy piano. That's a perfect example of a good prank, where we have three…” quote by Jory John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/afb/jory-john-60334_assembly_mac-barnett-and-i-prank-each-other-durin_50495.jpg)
