I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We need radical curiosity and reverent pranks, voracious listening and ferocious thanks. — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I used to do pranks in college. I'd fill a trash can with water, lean it on my friends' doors, knock on… — Patrick Chung Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
What’s the best part of being in Hermes cabin? Connor: You are never lonely. I mean seriously, new kids are always coming… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Robin Goodfellow, for all his pranks and mischief, was the sweetest, most noble person I'd ever known, and I'd missed him terribly. — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle,… — James Brolin Copy Share Image
Not only is a good prank harmless, but, like a good story, it reveals an essential truth that would otherwise be hidden. — Mac Barnett Copy Share Image
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Mac [Barnett ] and I have been friends for more than ten years. We met working at an educational nonprofit. And we… — Jory John Copy Share Image
If anything, 'Friday Night Dinner' is quite mean. All these pranks that we play on each other, there's a lot of hitting… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I do sometimes find it interesting when I look at a lot of the pranks that are out there, and I see… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, 'These people have too much time on… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
There's a difference between a caper and a prank. A prank is like playing Ding-Dong-Ditch, you know, you ring the doorbell and… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that.… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I too was naughty as a child & played pranks. The child within us has to be kept alive because that child… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
Anonymous blog comments, vapid video pranks and lightweight mash-ups may seem trivial and harmless, but as a whole, this widespread practice of… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
We're barely a prank show, in my opinion. We don't consider it that, we don't call our stuff pranks. The challenges that… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
“Avenia thinks they're battling a king. I doubt they're prepared to fight a boy who thinks childish pranks are practical strategies for… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom. — Wally Schirra Copy Share Image
“Love is sublime, truly, a precious gift. But also, alas, one of God's little pranks. It's naive of you to confuse love… — Wil McCarthy Copy Share Image
You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Dancing, is, for the most part, attended with many amorous smiles, wanton compliments, unchaste kisses, scurrilous songs and sonnets, effeminate music, lust… — William Prynne Copy Share Image
One of my all-time favorite pranks was gaining unauthorized access to the telephone switch and changing the class of service of a… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
Think about it. These guys have far more reasons to pull a prank on Doug than they do me. I kind of… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image