Comedy Quote by Steve Wozniak Download Open image “I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.” — Steve Wozniak ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Acknowledged Pranks Comedy Funny Funny Acknowledged Jokes Jokes Nowadays Pranks Pranks Jokes Wanted Wanted Funny
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I never thought, 'I'm going to learn how to be funny now!,' and I'm still surprised when other people think I'm funny. I just… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
Being an electronic genius was a reputation I had, maybe being even into math and science almost exclusively and not wanting to be in… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
Basically, from the time Steve left Apple to the time Steve came back, he really became an outstanding business manager, able to...trust people who… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
After the Apple II was introduced, then came the Commodore and the Tandy TRS-80. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
There's nothing that would keep Apple out of the Android market as a secondary phone market, — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I'm also a fan with sticking with the most standard software that millions of other users also use, because you get the benefit of… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
Our first computers were born not out of greed or ego, but in the revolutionary spirit of helping common people rise above the most… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
He [Steve Jobs] had come from the surplus electronics parts world.So he came from that world, and he said let's sell PC boards for… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I thought Microsoft did a lot of things that were good and right building parts of the browser into the operating system. Then I… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
The best things that capture your imagination are ones you hadn't thought of before and that aren't talked about in the news all the… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I hope you're as lucky as I am. The world needs inventors--great ones. You can be one. If you love what you do and… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
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