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“Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.”

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

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“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

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“Conception is the beginning of human life. From the time that an ovum is fertilized a new life begins that is neither that of…

Declaration on Procured Abortion Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith 1974

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In the entire history of the universe, let alone in your own history, there has never been another day just like today, and there…

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The greatest mystery in life is not life itself, but death. Death is the culmination of life, the ultimate blossoming of life. In death…

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“Every child is born as angel.”

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Nirvana is a word that means enlightenment, being beyond the illusion of birth and death, the illusion of pain, the illusion of love, the…

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It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all…

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We do not want to be reminded that it is we, the indigenous people, who are poor and exploited in the land of our…

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Always keep the smile, because the smile is the beginning of love.

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The wailing of the newborn infant is mingled with the dirge for the dead.

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