Chad Quote by Conan O'Brien

According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts…

— Jay Leno

“President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with…

— Kilburn Hall

I hear these people saying [Barack Obama]'s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested. I mean, it's crazy.

— Robert Gibbs

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.

— Jay Leno

I don't pay a lot of attention, frankly, to what Barack Obama says.

— Dick Cheney

Barack Obama knows a lot about a lot of things.

— Jonathan Chait

“If Barack Obama had come up in a time when the drug war was being waged as intensely as it is now, we probably…

— Carl Hart

If we believe [Obama] to be a good man who would never kill noncombatants in a cafe in Houston, sitting out in a sidewalk…

— Rand Paul

“[Obama] was the Harvard Law Review president who never published a word, the community organizer who never organized a thing, the state legislator who…

— Mark Steyn

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

— Michael R. Burch

I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,…

— Jimmy Fallon

Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to. He spent the whole ride tryin to tell me…

— Gabe Saporta