Humor Quote by Colin Cotterill

Honesty can be a dirty gift.

— Colin Cotterill

“Siri let out a silent puff of air. If he’d had a wife like this he would certainly have shot her long ago.”

— Colin Cotterill

“May I ask how your revolution's going? Revolutions always go more smoothly around a campfire in the jungle than they do in real life.”

— Colin Cotterill

“All right, here comes the philosophy. You can leave if you like but I suggest you stick it out. You don’t measure your own…

— Colin Cotterill

“The woman’s brain has two hemispheres,” she slurred. “One for loving, one for hating. They can operate quite competently at the same time.”

— Colin Cotterill

“I’m sure he doesn’t see it as aimless. We all have different goals. His are achievable.”

— Colin Cotterill

“More panic. More emergencies and disasters. Soon, emergencies fell into a sort of natural ranking: drop-everything emergencies, do-what-you-can emergencies, and you’ll just-have-to-wait emergencies. Disasters,…

— Colin Cotterill

“Encounters with the living always drained him more than those with the dead.”

— Colin Cotterill

“I dreamed the world was an awful place,” he said. “It wasn’t a dream,” she told him.”

— Colin Cotterill

“Dipping a cockroach in ink and having it scamper around the page would have left more legible traces to the average reader.”

— Colin Cotterill

He put his hand on his forehead and scoured the French department of his memory for a word. He knew it was in there.…

— Colin Cotterill

“You know, if this country just allowed a couple of hours between meetings, we might actually have time to achieve something.”

— Colin Cotterill