Humor Quote by Christopher Baker Download Open image ““I wana go out like I came in... Naked and Screaming!”” — Christopher Baker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Damn me for being half naked so I can’t escape. Instead, I’ve resorted to feeing into the bathroom, hiding like the desperate tart that… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
“…Ever since I saw you in that hallway, I've been completely fixated on getting you naked. Inappropriate as hell, but I can't fucking help… — Stephanie Rowe Copy Share Image
“I'm going to take a shower, I want you naked and in bed when I get back.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“What is really scary is running naked inside yourself, revealing the real you.” — Wes Adamson Copy Share Image
“I’m not going out with you.” “Come on, it can just be a friends thing. If we choose to get naked afterward, so be… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“I say I appear naked before you, but so often I whistle for my invisible armed guard; the gap-toothed, jeering, club-headed mob, my feelings,… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“And where the fuck are your clothes? That’s what I’d like to know. Do you know how disturbing it is to have a fight… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
