Baby Quote by Chelsea Handler Download Open image “Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?” — Chelsea Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Bigs Minivans People
The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago... — Mike Pesca Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, most people really only want a minivan for a certain part of their lives, when they're forced to… — Henrik Fisker Copy Share Image
I own a car: a minivan. But don't tell anyone, 'cause they're gonna ask to borrow it. — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
I didn't consider myself a huge baby person. I'm not like, "Oh my god! I want to hold every baby!" And some women just… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When I was a little girl, I used to carry around other people's babies and say 'My baby.' So I was pretty determined to… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
I realize that people fly with small children all the time, and that babies are easier in some ways because all they do is… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
I hate the idea of making any of my children into a mini-me. That would be terrible. — Daphne Guinness Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“I looked down into my baby’s beautiful green eyes and ached inside. She looked up at me with wide-eyed innocence. I kissed her warm… — Bella Forrest Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share Image
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
