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I’m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I’ll tap my toe, and that’ll be fine.

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The great appeal of baseball, among the great appeals, it's a game without time. It is a pastoral game that is separated from time.

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The man was reportedly allowed to bring the turkey onboard as a therapy pet because it was an emotional support animal. It's so cute.…

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My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives…

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“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.”

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I love driving my car on any highway.

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Emma was a shocking driver, simultaneously sloppy and petrified, and for the first fifty miles had been absent-mindedly driving with her spectacles on top…

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I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars.

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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

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