Animal Quote by Mike Pesca

It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey!

— Alicia Silverstone

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively,…

— Berkeley Breathed

I met my first turkey at an animal sanctuary in 2000. The sanctuary owner brought out a turkey named Olivia who had been rescued…

— Karen Dawn

When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed…

— David Letterman

After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home,…

— Ginnifer Goodwin

“Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love. Look at it now, plump and glossy, floating across Idaho as…

— Tom Robbins

Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just…

— Alton Brown

Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.

— Linda Blair

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

— Kristen Schaal

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

— Ambrose Bierce

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

— Grace Slick