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Can-t-sleep Quote by Mike Pesca

“Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.” quote by Mike Pesca — Download Open image

“Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.”

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