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“Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.”

Chelsea Handler

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I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

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I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…

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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

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“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”

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There are plenty of good ideas, if only they can be backed with the power of action.

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Government likes committees... a lot. Committees kill all the really good ideas and generally all the really bad ideas. They produce middle-ground mush.

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