The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“In my eyes is a post office, filled with letters of apologies that have no forwarding addresses.” — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
I don't film messages. I let the post office take care of those. — Bernardo Bertolucci Copy Share Image
There is nothing normal about a musician's lifestyle; I don't have a nine-to-five job at the post office. — Robin Thicke Copy Share Image
“NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The kids who leave their favorite authors behind do not in fact leave us utterly abandoned, but in due time drive children… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The right way to reign in healthcare costs is not by applying more government and more controls and making it more like… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
For my part, I could easily do without the post-office. I think that there are very few important communications made through it. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
The largest business in American handled by a woman is the Money Order Department of the Pittsburgh Post-office; Mary Steel has it… — Lydia Hoyt Farmer Copy Share Image
At a time when the Post Office is losing substantial revenue from the instantaneous flow of information by email and on the… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I mean you might say he had a travelling post office, but also Barney was very, very active. He was a legal… — Betty Hill Copy Share Image
“There were several packages waiting for me at the post office and I only barely squealed. They were advanced reader copies from… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I was the youngest of four kids, and Dad, who had a garden centre before he retired, came from a large Lancashire… — Rick Astley Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My father worked in the Post Office. A lot of double shifts. All his friends were in the same situation - truck… — Gary David Goldberg Copy Share Image
The absurdity of public-choice theory is captured by Nobel Prize-winning economist Amartya Sen in the following little scenario: "Can you direct me… — Linda McQuaig Copy Share Image
“The owner of the Post Office was called Maurice. A sixtyish-year-old with a large red nose that was pebble-dashed with broken capillaries,… — R.D. Ronald Copy Share Image
I have a very, very great balance sheet, so great that when I did the Old Post Office on Pennsylvania Avenue, the… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The post office doesn't guarantee delivery, but it tries really hard. It's called best efforts communication. If you put two postcards in… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
There were colored and white waiting rooms everywhere, from doctor's offices to the bus stations, as people may already know. But there… — Isabel Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Senator [Stephen] Douglas is of world-wide renown. All the anxious politicians of his party, or who have been of his party for… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
To disguise nothing, to conceal nothing, to write about those things that are closest to our pain, our happiness; to write about… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
[about suicide] And why is it the biggest sin of all? All your life you're told that you'll be going to this… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“You can argue that it's a different world now than the one when Matthew Shepard was killed, but there is a subtle… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
I am a Black revolutionary woman, and because of this i have been charged with and accused of every alleged crime in… — Assata Shakur Copy Share Image
If I was just a creator, I would still be back in the Lincoln annex in the Post Office. — Melvin Van Peebles Copy Share Image
When people bury treasure nowadays they do it in the Post-Office bank. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
I still have my unemployment books and I remember when I worked for the sanitation department and the post office. — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
The post office actually achieves its mission. I wish we could say the same of the CIA. — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Now I have to have the biggest P.O. box in the entire post office to get all the manuscripts coming in. — Susie Bright Copy Share Image
Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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