Careful Quote by Milton Berle

I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves.

— Taylor Swift

I think the Postal Service has missed an opportunity to position itself to get a bigger share of the package market and has been…

— Louis DeJoy

The post office doesn't guarantee delivery, but it tries really hard. It's called best efforts communication. If you put two postcards in the post-box,…

— Vint Cerf

I mean, if you think about - if you think about it, UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? No, they are. It's…

— Barack Obama

“Whenever I send a book by parcel post and the clerk at the post office asks me, "Is there anything dangerous in the package?",…

— Los Angeles Dave Zobel California

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to…

— Jane Austen

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

— Johnny Carson

We've learned that, especially through the pandemic, the American people want to use the mail to ship packages.

— Louis DeJoy

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

— Nikhil Saluja

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they…

— Steven Wright

I was hand-sewing and hand-making and hand-printing products and hand-packaging them and sticking it in a bag. And carrying it down to the post…

— Ben Francis

At a time when the Post Office is losing substantial revenue from the instantaneous flow of information by email and on the Internet, slowing…

— Bernie Sanders