You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Lenin's ideal was to build a nation's production effort according to the model of the post office. — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
My favourite books are Charles Bukowski's 'Post Office' and 'Women.' — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
It is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk. — Rudolf Bing Copy Share Image
A sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I grew up, really, in the country.When I was a kid there were three country stores, a railroad depot, and a post… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
We're going to be opening up the old post office where we spent over $200 million, and built the most magnificent hotel,… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. [The… — Herodotus Copy Share Image
Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you like the post office and the Department of Motor Vehicles and you think they're run well, just wait till you… — Arthur Laffer Copy Share Image
I don't buy a lot when I travel, but when I do, I like to send gifts from wherever I am. It's… — Juliana Hatfield Copy Share Image
At 20 and 30, we are like travelers in a foreign country, reading the guide book to learn how to behave, to… — Karen DeCrow Copy Share Image
My - I grew up in - I grew up in public housing. My dad, for most of my life, worked for… — Lloyd Blankfein Copy Share Image
In proportion as our inward life fails, we go more constantly and desperately to the post office. You may depend on it,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
What's it like, Lexy? You wake up and you feel - what? Heaviness, an ache inside, a weight, yes. A soft crumpling… — Carolyn Parkhurst Copy Share Image
I've become a collector of stories about unlikely returns: the sudden reappearance of the long-lost son, the father found, the lovers reunited… — Karen Thompson Walker Copy Share Image
The Black public sector middle class teachers, policeman, firemen, and post office workers, those jobs have been on the decline but there… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
A sub-clerk in the post office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them. All experiences are indifferent… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
If you recall when [John] Kennedy passed an edict, 'Every person you hire in the Post Office must be African American,' the… — Rafael Cruz Copy Share Image
If the author of the Declaration of Independence were to utter such a sentiment today, the Post Office Department could exclude him… — Frank I. Cobb Copy Share Image
I had an uncle who was a postal official at the Polish post office in Gdansk. He was one of the defenders… — Gunter Grass Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is a god. He's no less a god than Ahura Mazda, or Odin, or Zeus. Think of the white beard,… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
Think of what big governments have gotten up to in this century : not one, but two world wars, the gulag, the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Give a cold shoulder to cold callers. Never invest in anything based on a phone call from someone you don't know or… — Nancy Dunnan Copy Share Image
Under Lenin the Soviet Union was like a religious revival, under Stalin like a prison, under Khrushchev like a circus, and under… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
My acting ability would have sent me back to the post office. It was my singing that got me jobs. Ironically, now,… — Robert Guillaume Copy Share Image
The blankets had fallen off and I stared down at her white back, the shoulder blades sticking out as if they wanted… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The post-office is a wonderful establishment! The regularity and dispatch of it! If one thinks of all that it has to do,… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Most days I only go out to the post office or to get some food. Otherwise I work on my art or… — Ed Askew Copy Share Image
There's nothing perplexing to me about a leafy shrub evolving out of the big bang, but that the post office exists because… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
In my fairly disorganized life, yellow stickies are too easily lost, and as for software, I try to avoid using my computer… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
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