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Hilarious christmas Quote by Anonymous

“May this be the year your significant other gives you…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.”

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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.

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Sorry I can't make it to your holiday party that I'm pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party.

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You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for.

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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

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'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much.

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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.

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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.

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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.

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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.

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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.

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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.

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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.

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