Hilarious christmas Quote by Anonymous

Hope you're feeling okay after being sexually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.

— Anonymous

May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does.

— Anonymous

I don't want to be someone's secret. Every girl deserves a man who's willing to show her off to the world.

— Anonymous

“To be raped is to be sexually violated. For society to force someone, through shame and ostracism, to comply with love and sex that…

— Lee Maracle

The sense that thousands and millions of children and young people are being sexually violated and that there’s this huge silence about it around…

— Sunitha Krishnan

“But I guess if I’m thinking about my future, it matters less if it’s a man or a woman and more how they make…

— Riley Hart

“Let’s start with how you don’t feel sexually attractive.” I gulped. “All right.” “Are you fucking kidding me?”

— Samantha Young

I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually

— Kurt Cobain

“I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for the printer.”

— Joe Dunthorne

I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.

— Anonymous

'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much.

— Anonymous

I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

— Anonymous