Hilarious christmas Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hilarious christmas Secret Santa
May this be the year your significant other gives you a better gift than your Secret Santa does. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com,… — Easy A Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
I don't want to have to inadvertently find a gift and go like, "What the hell is? Oh no, that's for me." And then… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I like presents that a man has spent time on, doing them himself, like a card or anything that is made by hand and… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
There are few things more subtly distressing than an inappropriate gift from someone close to you. — Anatole Broyard Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I can't make it to your holiday party that I'm pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
