Humor Quote by Charles Portis Download Open image ““Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash, son.”” — Charles Portis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass. Oh, and one more thing... don't wake the mother.” — Zack Snyder Copy Share Image
“Writing checks with his mouth that his ass could never hope to cover.” — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“There's an old saying about the checks one might write with one's mouth, verses the actual purchasing power of one's ass.” — Michael Langlois Copy Share Image
“When in a relationship, never let your ego write a check that only a single man can cash.” — Amari Soul Copy Share Image
“Don’t let your mouth write checks that your rear end can’t cash. —The gospel according to Elmer Stillman” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“Keep your turn of mind and frame of mind in check so that you do not cash in your checks bright and early.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“(Regarding check-cashing places): It's hitting me how poor this really is: I'm standing in a long line to pay someone to give me my… — Angela Nissel Copy Share Image
“Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash. another from the world of tweets” — Robin Glasser Copy Share Image
“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Who is the best marshal they have?' The sheriff thought on it for a minute. He said, 'I would have to weigh that proposition.… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
“Rooster said, "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!" and he took the reins in his teeth and pulled the other saddle revolver… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
I didn't care for beat reporting, covering the same thing day after day - short attention span. — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
“In South Texas I saw three interesting things. The first was a tiny girl, maybe ten years old, driving in a 1965 Cadillac. She… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
“With that, Quincy brought the bowie knife down on Moon's cuffed hand and chopped off four fingers which flew up before my eyes like… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference. — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
I had hated these ponies for the part they played in my father's death but now I realized the notion was fanciful, that it… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful” — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
“If I had received good instruction as a child I would be with my family today and at peace with my neighbors. I hope… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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