Humor Quote by Charles Dickens

“Is it possible to love by simply not being an ass? I don't think so. But it goes a long way to clearing a…

— Peter Heller

“When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things.”

— Michael Ende

“If love were a person, it would look like me, only taller. And more handsome. And quite likely more muscular too.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I…

— Ilona Andrews

“She's not like he imagined. He won't admit to picturing how she'd be while he was growing up, but there was always something in…

— Ali Hazelwood

“Just--Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn't the way they actually are.”

— John Green

“You taste like ass.”

— Simon Holt

“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.”

— Raheel Farooq

“I couldn't imagine a better person for him to fall in love with.”

— Priya Kanaparti

“The only man...he never would have dreamed. She had so many admirers, most, if not all, far more suitable than him and probably less…

— C.D. Hussey

“You're the one I like. Maybe love.”

— Jenna Evans Welch

“...to say that he is unlike Fanny is enough. It implies everything amiable. I love him already.”

— Jane Austen