Beer Quote by Baratunde R. Thurston

“You taste like ass.”

— Simon Holt

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

“I feel I have one finger up my ass and one in my mouth the one thats in my ass is in my mouth…

— Charles K Simpson

“I recognize no other kind of ass.”

— Rachel Vincent

“You like beer? I got one for you, because I'm the type of person who makes assumptions.”

— Audrey Bell

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“its sour beer not so much purchased as merely hired for a while.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I drink coffee sometimes, but Starbucks’ coffee tastes like burnt ass,” I say. “Actually, it tastes nothing like burnt ass, Anna.” “And how would…

— Fanny Merkin

“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can…

— Tom Robbins

“Nonsense. This is my first beer. Ah only ever moon people sober. Y’ never know what horrible things might happen if’n ya show yer…

— Elliott Kay

“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,…

— Tara Sivec

“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.”

— Jim Butcher