Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““its sour beer not so much purchased as merely hired for a while.”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If there was ever such a thing as redemption, they would have to open a magnum of the stuff for Moist. No, a brewery.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can buy beer now," she said, finding it almost funny after how much effort they used to go to get it in high… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
“The wine is gone. Only sour wine fumes remain. Drunkenness pretends to resolution.” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“You pay for food that makes you want to drink. Not a bad business model.” — Jamie McFarlane Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
