Humor Quote by Charles Bukowski

“Lady, how the hell do I know who you are or I am or anybody is?”

— Charles Bukowski

“Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not…

— Aziz Ansari

“I heard someone else in the hallway with her speaking, but there voice was so low I couldn’t tell if it was a man…

— Cynthia Tart

“If I don't know who I am, how is anyone else ever supposed to?”

— krystal sutherland

“I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.”

— Amanda Kelly

“How did you know it was me?' I have to ask. 'The way you looked at me,' she says, 'It couldn't have been anyone…

— David Levithan

“He slowed down at Santa Monica Boulevard, edging around a bedraggled old lady who wore a pink Afro wig and a long skirt dragging…

— Mar Preston

“The officer looked at her. “So, to recap, you carried a package of, you don’t know what, for a girl you’ve never seen before…

— Alyssa Hall

“With time, many people show who they really are, and some people show who they really are by what they say... Now I know…

— Isabel Uria

“I wondered, as I wondered so often when I was that age, who I was, and what exactly was looking at the face in…

— Neil Gaiman

Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!" An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, Miss, are no lady.

— Margaret Mitchell

“She folded her arms across her chest and cocked her head. "Who said I was a lady?”

— Angela Scott