Humor Quote by Cecil B. Hartley Download Open image ““The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately;”” — Cecil B. Hartley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“And yet I meant to be uncommonly clever in taking so decided a dislike to him, without any reason. It is such a spur… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
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“They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.” — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“I always feel the greatest bliss when I recollect those I have caught in my snares, for they generally are insolent, and so self-conceited… — Giacomo Casanova Copy Share Image
“What is it to be witty, then?” “To say clever things.” “And what is cleverness?” “I …” Why was he having this conversation? “I… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
The next best thing to being witty is to quote another's wit. — Christian Nevell Bovee Copy Share Image
The art of conversation consists far less in displaying much wit oneself than in helping others to be witty: the man who leaves your… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
“One begins to distrust very clever persons when they become embarrassed.” — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“It is an absurdity for a man who writes a challenge, or an offensive letter, to another, to subscribe himself, “Your obedient Servant.” — Cecil B. Hartley Copy Share Image
“The man who takes up nothing but a newspaper, but reads it to think, to deduct conclusions from its premises, and form a judgment… — Cecil B. Hartley Copy Share Image
“intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides us from ourselves, and we injure our own cause in… — Cecil B. Hartley Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
