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Witty Quotes by Steven Wright
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I had amnesia once or twice.
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