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Went Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,…
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
- I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it,…
- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made…
- I saw some two-dollar bills today - They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of…
- I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel…
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- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin