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Went Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
- I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
- I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
- I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
- I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
- I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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