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• Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact… — Giorgio Armani
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• Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet. — Sebastian Bach
• The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. — Michele Bachmann
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• That's one reason why it's pretty worthless, I can't totally buy it, if you think about it, it's things like… — Lester Bangs
• I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still… — Amy Adams
• They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were… — Afrika Bambaataa
• I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy… — Antonio Banderas
• You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for… — Roseanne Barr
• America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up… — John Barrymore
• Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. — Bernard Baruch

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