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- Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck! — Peter Tork
- As a young girl, I was much more preoccupied by my flaws. Everyone teased me because of my long, skinny neck. To… — Unknown Author
- I feel like a turtleneck dress that's long-sleeved and covers your entire body but is tight fitting is so much sexier than… — Shailene Woodley
- My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. — Moon Unit Zappa
- I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the… — Johnny Depp
- Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like… — Mitch Hedberg
- If you only have work clothes - the black trouser and ribbed turtleneck you got four years ago at the Gap -… — Stacy London
- A turtleneck is about sophistication. — Dwyane Wade
- The moment in The Bell Jar when Esther Greenwood realizes after thirty days in the same black turtleneck that she never wants… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Saeed quickly found employment at a Banana Republic, where he would sell to urban sophisticates the black turtleneck of the season, in… — Kiran Desai
- I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got… — Steve Martin
- Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles. — Jordan Sonnenblick