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Person Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.
- I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.
- I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…
- Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you…
- You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
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- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and… — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it? — Richard Bach
- The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ. — Karen Armstrong
- A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. If you have 10 people cheering and one person booing, all you hear… — Lance Armstrong
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important. — Mary Kay Ash
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash
- Criticize the act, not the person. — Mary Kay Ash
- A wise person decides slowly but abides by these decisions. — Arthur Ashe