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Life Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Come on 'long prosperous life!'
- I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
- People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though…
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- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
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- Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle