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Tonally, there was no discussion; I just don’t know any other way to do it. I don’t want to make people feel bad, and I… — John Hodgman
You think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide serious injury that… — Unknown Author
It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour. — Keenen Ivory Wayans
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. — Jimmy Nail
One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes. — Desi Arnaz
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did. — Glen Campbell
You can't just yell jokes at people. — David Cross
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes… — Wanda Sykes
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So… — Rob Corddry
My whole life, I've been telling jokes. — Brad Garrett
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex… — Margaret Mahy
I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold. — Bernhard Langer
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. — Mo Rocca
The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified… — Margot Kidder
When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be… — Evan Dando
If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's… — Nikki Sixx
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. — Julia Sweeney
Don't make jokes about food. — David Lean
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. — Yahoo Serious
Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure. — Nick Clooney
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues. — Jim Fowler
I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who… — Neil LaBute
You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically. — Hector Elizondo
People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off. — Sanaa Lathan

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