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Jokes Quotes by Matt Groening
- How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.…
- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
- I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books…
- Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
- Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
- Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the…
- I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons'…
- English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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