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- Love is like a storm.It is calm and soothing.It is natural and essential.It is powerful and fulfilling and nothing can get in it's way.
- Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless.
- Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
- Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?!
- Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True )
- Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a…
- Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In…
- Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence.…
- Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.…
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- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
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- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett