"Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you……" — Sharlene05

"Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one. Little girl walks over to her Grandpa. Little girl asks: Granpa, Grandma said you know a magic trick, could you show me one? Grandpa answers: Sure! Hop on my lap. Now can you feel a finger poking up your bottom? Little girl : Yeah. Grandpa: Well look, no hands! --- dirty grandpa LOL"

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