Grandpa Quotes

96 quotes by 91 authors

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while. — Billy Crystal
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
I have been described as the grandfather of climate change. In fact, I am just a grandfather and I do not want my grandchildren to… — James Hansen
What's sad is that an 80-year-old grandpa has to be the open-minded one. Old people aren't old because of their age, but because of what's… — Jose Mujica
Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement â€œNobody wants to listen to their grandpas music. — Blake Shelton
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it… — Homer
I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day when he said, 'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?'… — Richard Winters
When grandpa was ill and could've died, I would have swapped all my record sales so he could get well. He is the reason I… — Michael Buble
It is, I suppose, the business of grandparents to create memories and the relative of memories: traditions. We want to lodge moments, like snapshots, in… — Ellen Goodman
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having… — Merrill Markoe
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling… — Jack Handey
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!"… — Jack Handey
I'm still raising kids myself, so I don't feel like a grandpa — Sammy Hagar
I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and… — Raymond Briggs
You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster. Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride! I always wanted to… — Lowell Ganz
One-hundred-ten years of history, great diversity, lots of new earnings drivers and I just became a grandpa - twins. And I'm buying JJ, Pfizer and… — David O. Sacks
The last two years, nationals have been close to home for me, so I've had big family support from friends and club support. Especially last… — Alaine Chartrand
The principle of work is part of self-discipline. Now, my dear young sisters, I have lived a good many years longer than you, but even… — James E. Faust
I grew up listening to Frank Sinatra, riding in the car with my grandpa, and I was just intrigued by it. — Brett Eldredge
My dad and grandpa were in the army and as a country singer you're constantly playing at military bases all across the country and meeting… — Dierks Bentley

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