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96 Grandpa quotes by 85 unique authors

Hey grandpa... When was the last time you got some ass? — Kevin Hart
After years of relationship... Girl: I want to marry you Boy: I can't Girl: Why not? Boy: Because my family only marries family members. Girl:… — Unknown Author
When I was a kid, My grandpa looked down on me and said, — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US
Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead. — Jonah Hill
True love is'nt Romeo and Juliet,it's grandma and grandpa who died together. — Unknown Author
Shut up you shit taco.....Are you a faggot, demon hair?- Destery imitating his grandpa yelling at him — Unknown Author
I can remember the good old days when grandpa used to go to our neighbors thinking its home and demands for them to 'get the… — Epifania Savea
If I win, I'll buy my grandpa the biggest beach house so we can go fishing together. — Kellie Pickler
My daughters are beautiful, I am one proud papa. I am also a grandpa now...check THAT out, a grandfather, strange how life works, one day… — Steven Tyler
Granny, I've got to go. Send my love to the corgis and Grandpa. I've got to go...God Save you, yeah, that's great. — Prince Harry
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.… — Sharlene05
They are the one who is there for you. She's the one who gave birth to you. Without here, will you be able to write… — Unknown Author
Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny? Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral. Johnny asks: What is oral? Grandpa says: I say… — Daniel Vargas
We can all say we have had one true person in our life. The one that listens,cares, and loves us. Mine was my grandpa, He… — Javier Gomez
Ima take your grandpa's style, Ima take your grandpa's style. No for real, ask your grandpa, 'Can I have his hand-me-downs?' — Macklemore
James Garner is doing the same thing in a different way. He's a movie legend. He's my grandpa. I think he gives me more advice… — Kaley Cuoco
I never realized how many people didn't have a father. Some just 'disappeared' and some passed away. I've never known the feeling of not having… — Shawn Captain
The most romantic love story isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together.. But Grandpa and Grandma who grew old together.. — _iloveyou_
You are my angel I miss and love you grandpa — Kaitlyn Chadwick
A week ago I had to say goodbye to my Grandpa RIP Antonio Maldonado Today, I'm saying hello to my brother son Welcome home Jeffrey… — God
Hahahaha me and my grandpa are crazy lol funn story so we were on a trip and I seen him flexing in the mirror so… — James

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