"Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex……" — Daniel Vargas
"Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny? Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral. Johnny asks: What is oral? Grandpa says: I say Fuk you, she says Fuk you, too"
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- What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it… — Saint Augustine
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